Porkpie
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	It's the uniform of peace
	the mace of authority
	the night-stick of justice
	the stungun of pride

	It's the badge of courage
	the handcuffs of liberty
	the riot gear of freedom
	the ticketbook of life
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	The only justice here
	California State Law
	it's actually true
		any fucking idiot 
		can become a cop

	You don't need no degree
	you don't need no IQ
	you don't need to justify
	your black book of rules
	
	just memorize the laws
	you can abuse your tools
	you don't need wrong or right
	with a big book of rules

	{chorus}

	You don't need to contemplate
	Your actions are justified by law
	so don't stop and think about it
	you'll be fired, you'll be shot

	{chorus}