Porkpie - It's the uniform of peace the mace of authority the night-stick of justice the stungun of pride It's the badge of courage the handcuffs of liberty the riot gear of freedom the ticketbook of life {Chorus:} The only justice here California State Law it's actually true any fucking idiot can become a cop You don't need no degree you don't need no IQ you don't need to justify your black book of rules just memorize the laws you can abuse your tools you don't need wrong or right with a big book of rules {chorus} You don't need to contemplate Your actions are justified by law so don't stop and think about it you'll be fired, you'll be shot {chorus}